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Milk diet, bear dessert
Still drinks milk twice a day. Snacks on bears in between. Growing boy.
π¨ Breaking: baby bull obtains sword π¨
Super Bull Inu
Not a dog.
Not a cow.
A PROBLEM.
π boop the bull π
A PROBLEM.
Small calf. Big sword. Zero chill. $SUPERBULL is the bull inu with a borrowed sword and absolutely no exit plan.
CA
coming soon⦠bull is still in the barn
The lore (very serious)
CH. 1
Born in a field. Raised by shibas. Armed by a blacksmith who asked zero questions.
One night he scrolled crypto Twitter a little too long and decided to bring a sword to a dog fight.
The armor is three sizes too big. The sword is technically borrowed. The conviction? 100% pure gold. Local bears have been seen packing their bags.
Actual footage of him 5 minutes after launch
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Armor from Temu
Ordered online, three sizes too big, took six weeks to arrive. Still the shiniest knight in the field.
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Only charges up
Bulls don't do sideways. Horns first, full send, brakes were never installed.
ChainSolana
Ticker$SUPERBULL
Tax0 / 0
BearsBanned
How to buy in 4 moos
From broke peasant to golden knight. Even a calf can do it.
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1
Get a wallet π
Install Phantom. Hide your seed phrase better than the farmer hides the good hay.
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2
Feed it SOL πͺ
Send SOL to your wallet. Keep a little for gas. The bull doesn't do charity.
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3
Grab the horns π
Open pump.fun, paste the CA, buy $SUPERBULL.
Open pump.fun β -
4
Stampede π
Refuse to sell. Tell everyone at dinner. Especially the bears.
Open DexScreener β
Number go up zone
Live from the pasture. Please do not lick the screen.
Chart loads when the bull leaves the barn.
(he's sharpening the sword, give him a sec)
Join the herd
The horns are polished. The bears are nervous. You're late.